Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Pentagon Accidentally Ships Nuclear Fuses To Taiwan - 2 Years Ago!

So funny story. You know those fuses used to explode nuclear weapons? Well, you’re gonna love this, we accidentally shipped a case of them to Taiwan back in 2006. Even funnier, we just discovered it last week!

Ain’t that a knee slapper?

So the Pentagon has such a sure fire control system over nuclear components that we accidentally ship them to other countries thinking they were helicopter batteries. No fooling!

The Pentagon is investigating. THE PENTAGON IS INVESTIGATING? The Pentagon should be shipped to Taiwan! Come on people, get the idiot political operatives out of the military and get someone who understands the gravitas of having the world’s largest arsenal of nuclear weapons. Sheesh!

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