Governor Perry Invites Rush Limbaugh To Move To Texas

Here in the Great State of Texas, our esteemed governor, Rick Perry has made a proclamation. Seems the Guv has opened his arms to the head of the Republican Party, Rush Limbaugh. Perry has invited the right wing gas bag to move to Texas. Damn I love this crazy state sometimes!

According to the Dallas Morning News, Perry stated:

"He's not unlike other people who want to go to a place that's got low taxes and fair regulations and a balanced legal system and a skilled work force. Excellence in Broadcasting hires a lot of people. So if he wants to go somewhere where he works hard and keeps more of what he makes, Texas is the place to do that."

Well if that isn't ass-kissing I don't know what is and Gawd knows Rick Perry is good at GOP ass-kissing. Rumor has it he's good at a lot of things but that is a different story.

So, if Rush does move to Texas it will make our state the home of two certified idiots, Bush and Rush. Sort of seems fitting doesn't it?