Just when you thought it was safe to go back to worrying about everyday problems, a new and very ugly one sprouts up. It's another Bush! George Prescott Bush to be exact.
He is a Republican dream candidate too. A vet, a conservative and with brown skin! Son of Jeb Bush and his wife Columba Garnica Bush George P. Bush has registered as a political candidate in Texas for 2014.
Once again the GOP is grooming a candidate for the White House. Bush with his non-artificial skin color and Mexican-American heritage is just what the GOP is looking for. He is targeting the office of Land Commissioner first, a good place to make connections with wealthy and at 36 years of age, he has a long career ahead of him.
The biggest problem is his past. Back in 1994 he broke into his former girlfriends home, had a confrontation with her father and tore up their front lawn by spinning his car in circles on it. As The Smoking Gun says, he is the "creepy" Bush. Naturally, the family did not press charges but the police report gives details.
Now, your job, as a thinking adult with at least some leanings toward the left, is to make sure this creep never gets elected. Your vote and your work will be needed to nip this Bush in the bud at the ballot box in 2014!