Letterman Mocks Palin, Too! - Top Ten List

For the past week, since McCain ditched his appearance on Letterman to "return to Washington" (a lie), David Letterman has been merciless in his criticism of McCain. His monologues are rife with McCain jokes and he peppers his show with lines about McCain ditching him like an "ugly date".

Now, he has Sarah Palin in his sights and his wit and that of his writers is on target!

Here's last nights Top Ten List of things heard from the Palin debate camp in Arizona. Be sure to put a drum roll before number one!

10. "Let's practice your bewildered silence."

9. "Can you try saying 'yes' instead of 'you betcha'?"

8. "Hey, I can see Mexico from here!"

7. "Maybe we'll get lucky and there won't be any questions about Iraq, taxes or healthcare."

6. "We're screwed!"

5. "Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?"

4. "We have to wrap it up for the day -- McCain eats dinner at 4:30."

3. "Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?"

2. "John Edwards wants to know if you'd like some private tutoring in his van."

1. "Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?"