Saturday, June 09, 2007

The Gay Bomb? Pentagon Gone Looney Again WIth Your Money!

Just when you thought the idiots running our country couldn’t get any stranger, comes this news. The Pentagon confirms that it was working to develop a “gay bomb”. Hold onto your seats, cause this is really odd. The chemical weapon would cause enemy troops to become irresistibly attracted to each other and thus, break down unit cohesion and cause chaos.

Oh, PULEEZE! What bunch of homophobic assholes are running the Pentagon? Just because guys are gay doesn’t mean they can’t do things together as a group. Look at any gay softball team. Look at any gay political organization. Gays work just fine together and they can be fiercely focused on their purpose.

Time to throw these idiots out of Washington and send them back to the home schools they crawled out of. Write your congressperson and tell them to stop wasting money on the wacko Pentagon projects and start allowing gays to serve in the military.

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