Seems screeners at Chicago's O'Hare Airport are a little hard of hearing. When one passenger, shy in front of his mother, whispered to screeners that the device in his carry-on luggage was a penis pump, they thought he said penis BOMB and promptly arrested him.
The authorities decided to drop the case today, much to the passengers relief. He was facing 3 years in prison for disorderly conduct. So remember kids, don't carry your penis pumps on airplanes, the guards are pretty stupid, and they might charge you with carrying a deadly sex toy!
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