The local new media was a titter with the shocking news of a janitor finding what he thought was a dead fetus in a middle school locker. This was not just any middle school, but my alma matter, Ben Franklin Middle School!
Police were called and the press went into a frenzy. National news wires grabbed the story and whoopie! Well, not so much of a story after all. Turns out it was a bag of rotten oranges left by students sometime in mid May.
I would love to have seen the medical examiner when the opened the bag. (I had to include this story to lighten up my mood today.)
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